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Philmont is the craziest thing you could ever do...12 or so days out in the rockies of New Mexico...you carry everyhting on your back...
You will never hike as much as you do in Philmont...ever..
by Jon Dur July 29, 2008
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Palmont

The city in whichNeed for Speed Carbon takes place.
"Dude have you been to Palmont?"

"Yeah man. Dat place is da bomb."
by my life be like June 1, 2009
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Pigmontis Crallian

A very rare disease found in middle-aged men, usually caused by Penial Disfunction or Aracnaphobia. Causes blindess, super sayian personality, yellow eyed penguin under garments and charcoal feaver.
Oh shit!, Gordons got the Pigmontis Crallian! Grab your shotgun and blow up his Chonboard!
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Philmont

Philmont is a camp run by the Boy Scouts of America in Cimarron, New Mexico. By all accounts, Philmont isn't a typical "summer camp".

For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.

Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.

Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.

Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
Dude: So yer goin' to Philmont?

Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!

Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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Piamonte

I'm really tired today. I think I'm going to take a quick Piamonte.
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Piemont's Ridge

An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.

Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.

Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.
Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.
by J My May 25, 2010
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Pilmotello

3 rejects (one is hot) who comfort each other buy creating a gimpy name consisting of parts of their surnames.
This female threesome prowl the steets looking for potential male partners wreaking havoc to all that stand in ther way.
Where are those losers 'Pilmotello' tonight
Dunno but one of them is hot man!!!

Ah just got chatted up by a 'Pilmotello' loving the hot one though, other two were proper rank innit.
by Wolvercrewsmell March 18, 2010
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