Pillsbury
Pillsbury by Biscuit lord May 23, 2016
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A fucking retard that takes everything way too seriously. They are the main reason why gen z is so offended at everything.
Justin: Hey jake, do you know who joe is?
Jake: No, whos joe?
Justin: joe mama!!!
Jake: Bro that was pretty offensive. I dont think I should talk to you in a while dude. Can you please be mindful about what you say next time?
*Jake walks away*
Justin: Bruh jake's such a fucking Pillsbury
Jake: No, whos joe?
Justin: joe mama!!!
Jake: Bro that was pretty offensive. I dont think I should talk to you in a while dude. Can you please be mindful about what you say next time?
*Jake walks away*
Justin: Bruh jake's such a fucking Pillsbury
PILLSbury
The act of covering an assortment or grouping of prescription or non legal pills in substrate, or athin layer of soil, in hopes of concealing it from parent, authorities,or Mr.Rogers.or Bernardo
PILLSbury by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
Pillsbury'd
Trina is saving herself for marriage so I Pillsbury'd the lint out of her and left her with a gizz-button.
Pillsbury'd by David the 8th Grader October 21, 2011
Pillsbury Doughboy
The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
Pillsbury Doughboy by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
pillsbury homeboy
pillsbury homeboy by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 17, 2009
Pillsbury Fruitcup
The act of using various fruits all at the same time to pleasure yourself or another person passionately. All holes of the body must be filled.
Dude, I just gave myself a pillsbury fruitcup!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!
Pillsbury Fruitcup by The Master Of All Things Fruit September 25, 2010