PILF

President I'd like to fuck.

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.

by Alex Pieron November 12, 2007

PILF

Much like MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k) and DILF(Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF is a gender-neutral term to either replace MILF and DILF or coexist alongside them.

Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.

"Wow, that PILF's really seggsy, I'd totally let them *insert dirty action here*!"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"

by wefwidgewatow July 14, 2021

Pilf

Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.

Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF

by PILFHUNTER1 January 13, 2011

pilf

politician id like to forget

sara palin is a pilf

by upwing July 10, 2009

PILF

Pokémon I'd like to Fuck

Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!

by vontrick January 27, 2010

pilf

Pirate I'd like to fuck

Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF

by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 29, 2010

pilf

Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 7, 2021