pike

Every known cuss word combined into one word.

"Man, she's such a pike!"

by Amy F December 28, 2005

pike

To prod another into action (as if poking them with a spear).

Jeff: Did you hear back from the client manager when they are going to get our consultant started?

Ron: No, I'm going to pike him until he calls me back!

by Jeff Kennedy August 21, 2007

pike

To steal.

That cunt's piked my chair!

by apricotmarmalade January 14, 2003

pike

To pepperspray a non-violent protester, especially if done in a casual manner with obvious excessive force.

See recent footage from UC Davis protest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuWEx6Cfn-I

Group of protesters: SHAME ON YOU!

Observer: Did you see that cop? He totally piked all those people in the sit-in!

by Nerdlass November 20, 2011

pike

to pick up things off the floor that are dirty or have no value

pike:OOooooh lookie a shiny penny!!
me: DON'T BE SUCH A ****ING PIKE!!!

by ooo-a-lava-lamp February 28, 2006

pike

1.) not only a fish .. but children of the new generation... if u no wot i mean ;)





2.) or just a word cos its cooooool! and sounds goood
3.) some1 incredibly stoopid (c example 3)

1.) Hana the pike, sasha the pike, charlotte the pike (we looove u)

2.) Pricey the pike

3.) ELizabeth the pike

by pike queen April 12, 2004

pike

A grouchy mother scratcher who sharts his pants. He is a big fan of bukkake!

Today I spoke with Pike and he called me a cock bite!

by jacaba bugglee June 18, 2004