seat piffer

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.

I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.

by KrookedEye August 31, 2007

Piffer

Vape

Piffer me

by itslilred September 6, 2021

Piffer

A plastic /metal tube used for smoking drugs, mainly heroin. Usually made out of a Bic pen.

Yo I just grabbed some dope but I forgot my piffer can u use yours?

by Tizzylamb December 13, 2021

Piffers

London slang used to describe a good looking girl.

Invented by Saul Newling - 2025

'Shes piffers bro'

by okaysau October 31, 2025

Snoot piffer

A shitty comeback to poo and/or poot sniffer means that you won the insul war against them.

Me: You're a poot sniffer

Them: oh yeah well your uh uh a snoot piffer

by The1andonlysnoot November 30, 2014