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Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card
As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.
by CurtoGB April 7, 2010
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pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!
by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
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Pikey's gold

Old scrap metal collected or stolen by travellers or gypsies such as car parts, washing machines, sinks or pieces of active railroad track.
"Paddy, go and get that old washing machine there into our transit pick up,....its pure pikey's gold....its got to be worth at least £4.00
by regency roofer August 27, 2011
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pikey bashing

Verb.
The art of removing pikeys from one's property and the surrounding areas preferably and generally violent in nature.
Person 1:Some pikeys are residing in the drawing room, old chap.
Pikeys:Oi,Oi!! Gimme your wallet or I'll nife ya. Innit!
Person 2: Would you care to partake in some pikey bashing?
Person 1:Indeed,my old bean, I would.
by gnus child June 10, 2005
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Pikeyed

Word used when someone has taken something by surprise and not given back. can be used in various different circumstances, Used when someone acts in the way of a pikey, usually stealing things.
Ah fuck. Mike Pearson just pikeyed my cutlery again!

Jack Howard just pikeyed my rank slide for the fourth time today!

Jake Oakley just pikeyed my coathangar! Now im really screwed!
by Mikeaircadet October 30, 2009
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The Pikey Tribe

A name for people that think there cool thinking they are homeless.
There many be tow or more people in The Pikey Tribe but they will have nicknames and maybe a "Pikey Lingo"
Tank: Hey Beast you wanna be in my tribe? :)
Beast: Yeeeeeeeeee thats it called?
Tank: The Pikey Tribe
Beast: Oooohh i've always wanted to be in one of them
Tank: Cool, you can live under my caravan (Y)
by taaank September 4, 2009
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Water Pikey

An itinerant social parasite found living on a barge on the British waterway network of rivers & canals. They can often be seen chugging along on the water, as they have to move at least once a fortnight in order to avoid having to pay their way. They are easily differentiated from recreational waterway users by looking at the face - the recreational user will generally look a bit stressed whilst the water pikey will be grinning like a smug twat at the thought of how clever they are in avoiding having to contribute towards the cost of the services they use. Most of them hope to one day live on dry land, a desire generally realised following the dubious acquisition of a caravan and a Ford Transit with a towbar.
Bad news chaps, the Water Pikey is on the way in - that's our nice, peaceful day at work well & truly nixed.
by Honest_Jon March 21, 2019
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