shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

pecker pickin

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls

Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!

by ashane January 4, 2018

Picknicker

1- A dutch word to describe someone who loves to go out to fields, forests, or nature and has a meal in the open nature.

The old ideas where to spread a blanket and have a lunch box with sandwiches.

The more modern idea could be eating on tables and benches spread in local parks, and it can be just about any food save for barbecue (since that would be a barbecuer)

2- Dutch racist word to describe a nicker.
Pick (comes from the word Pik), stands for stealing
Nicker (comes from the english word nikker) stands for a black or colored person.
Black people are often seen as thieves in white societies.

1- Look at that picknicker picknicking there! I don't know who enjoys the food the most, the guy or the insects!

2- He's a 'picknicker', because he's a nikker and he steals (hij 'pikt')

by Fukaface! November 6, 2010

picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

rice picking

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.

Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.

by gintodamus March 10, 2010

deadbeat picnic

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public

there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree

by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017

Pilbara Picnic

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.

"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"

by greybells November 4, 2017