pick me boy

A guy who try's to get girls by saying things like "I'm too nice", "girls don't like nice guys like me", "I'm so ugly", and others of the sort. They claim to be different and how nobody likes them as or how ugly they are as a "flirty" move to kind of force the girl to have to say "you're not ugly...." just so they can take it and say "so you think I'm hot, I've been meaning to tell you that I like you". Will also call you names if you reject them after that line. Moral of the story pick me guys are lowkey just as annoying as pick me girls and usually catch feeling REALLY fast.

"hi🥺" -guy
"uhh hi" -girl
"omg you answered🥺 no one ever talks to me🥺" -guy
"ohhhh.... um (has no clue how to respond) -girl
"I'm so ugly thats why girls don't like me and I'm just too nice🥺" -guy
"oh... uh... you're not ugly ig..." -girl
"so I'm hot, do you like me🥺" -guy
"not like that..." -girl
"OMG TGIS IS EHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, LITTERALLY YOUR SICH A B**** AND YOUR SO EASY, I NRVER LOKED YOU AMYWAYS" -guy (I spelt things wrong on purpose for this dude)

this a normal convo with a "pick me boy"

by issa.hehe February 21, 2021

fling ding pick

A nude photograph taken of a male while doing a jumping jack.

She masturbated to my fling ding pick

by A typical guy 989 June 2, 2018

Pick me boy

The male equivalent of a pick me, another definition is a pick he

Avoid these people at all costs, they use emotional manipulation and guilt tripping to get their way, and obsessed over how they aren't like other guys.

Example of how pick me boys interact with girls:
boy: hi🥺
Girl: hello
Boy: i know you probably wont want to since i am so ugly, but would you want to date me? I am not like other guys 🥺
Girl: no i have a boyfriend
Boy: i understand, im just too ugly, all girls are the same
Girl: ...
Boy: i see you left me on read, nice guys never get picked...

by BurnoutBiker May 12, 2021

Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

Pick on

To treat someone unfairly by criticizing or punishing them.
To harass or bother someone or something, usually unfairly.

My sister was always picked on at school.
Please stop picking on me! I'm tired of it.
What could have caused so many people to pick on him?

by Tephie June 8, 2016

Pick Up The Pace

to speed up,
go faster,
to increase speed while walking or doing other repetitive movements

pick up the pace, guys - we are late

by zOOm_ER August 28, 2008

bone to pick

something to argue about, a matter to discuss

Joe sounded angry when he said, "I have a bone to pick with you."

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005