Glazing The Picard

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

by GlungBung January 27, 2020

Captain Picard

Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.

Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.

by nighthawk41 May 7, 2009

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 6, 2010

Picard maneuver

When Captain Picard tugs the bottom of his tunic after standing up.

Usually after he gets up out of the captain's chair to answer a hail.

by plinkoboy November 28, 2003

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Picard Song

The best song ever on ytmnd. Although some idiots think it should be off the number one spot even though it deserves it all the way.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

by Mister Ignorant June 21, 2004

Picadapha

pic-a-da-pha
/pik-ä-dä-fä/
Verb
1. To pick up the phone.
2. To answer a question.

"Hi you've reached ____'s phone, sorry I couldn't answer, I must have been blatantly screening calls. Leave a message!"

"____, picadapha, da-pha-pick-up."

or

"Hey what did you get for dinner?"

"..."

"Yo bitch, picadapha!"

by G Long Mudpie August 27, 2013