pienis

|pīnis|

a penis, the male sex organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.

When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"

by hazazeltux December 2, 2013

Pebnis

Referring to a minuscule penis, comparing it to the size of a pebble

Sally was extremely disappointed when he whipped out his pebnis

by SwaggyP86 March 31, 2015

pinishee

"pee-nee-shee"

The Korean way of saying "I'm finished".

Heard in every English class, up until high school.

As an English teacher I want to teach them otherwise, but it's just too cute.

"Teacher, pinishee!!!"

by Skofe A. Lofe October 18, 2010

Pinis

The only way you can say penis is Runescape. (Pronounced Pine-is)

Hey dude... my pinis itches!

by L.E.K. November 4, 2008

pianist

A pianist is someone who is quite good with their fingers and they have great hand-eye coordination. Can't believe they asked why I was into them.

"Wow, I just love pianists."
"Why?"
"I can't believe how you have to ask. *le moan*"

by Piano<3 January 21, 2021

pianist

1. A person who plays the piano
2. The thing guys carry in their pants

1. I am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. So a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...

by Poji September 9, 2005

pianist

Somebody who plays the piano...

It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)

The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.

The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.

by Lorelili December 28, 2005