punktarded

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.

Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.

by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

Plucktard

Typical male that says all the wrong things to a woman.

"come see me well see whos the man" ..... dude imma girl, and your a Plucktard!

by Kttwthboundpaws October 27, 2006

Punktard

Punktard: A Punk person who acts like a dumbass.

John, quit acting like a punktard.

by Mr.Punk January 24, 2015

punktard

1) A punk kid who's in the punk scene for all the wrong reasons.
2) A punk kid who doesn't know what punk music is, and say they're all about it.

You actually like Good Charlotte, what a punktard!

by Douglas Morris September 16, 2005

phucktarded

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.

Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

pucktard

pucktard (n.) (puck•TARD) 1. a poser who knows nothing about hockey but to pretends to follow it because they think it will be good for their image. 2. a person with bad taste in hockey teams

1. That kid thinks that the Maggots (not an actual team) are a good hockey team, but he really just follows them because he thinks that all Mags fans are cool. What a pucktard.

2. The Maggts suck! You're such a pucktard!

by otsiam43095 January 10, 2010