photoflopping

When one enters photoshop with enough hubris and optimism to try and produce something, only to find after hours of failed attempts that they have got nowhere.

Pat: "Hey, Liam! It's been bad times today! I've been photoflopping hard for 5 hours and now all I wanna do is bury my head in whiskey"

Liam: "Take it easy Pat! Photoflopping is part of life, lets drink some Tyskie, go on a rampage and forget about it!"

by pattersplatter October 1, 2014

photoplopping

v., To retouch an image with the most minimal set of software skills and no artistic sensibilities. Results in an unconvincing composite image that has been very obviously retouched.

n., photoplop

Brenda made a regular habit of photoplopping the same terribly-masked-out image of her head into the background of every one of our group photos posted on social media.

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

photoshopping

Shopping for photos at the photo store / photo hut / photo shop.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go photoshopping, be back in a bit."

Guy 2: "But your computer's here."

Guy 1: "Not that kind of photoshopping! ;)"

(they break out into laughter)

Guy 3: "Will you guys keep it the fuck down over there?!"

by SpeedDemon987 September 8, 2009

photocropping

The Manipulation of an image.

putting the face of Janet Reno on a mans body...wait a second, that wouldnt work cause shes already a man.

by WhitePony February 28, 2003

photoshopping

Going shopping and taking photos of yourself in the mirror. Usually done in pairs, common in blog girls and those who use Twitter.

"We went to the mall but didn't find anything, we were photoshopping, we're so blogging these"

by ketch0989 October 5, 2011

photoshopping reality

When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.

When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by Songpoet February 7, 2008

photoshopping

In the process of becoming photoshopped.

“Dave is photoshopping an image.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021