Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

Potarted

Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Phonetarded

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019

Potarded

one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.

At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.

by Tig Old Biddies, Pete, and Tim July 5, 2010

prutarded

a mix of the word prude and retarded

DudeA:Damn shirrel is so dumb and prude
DudeB: Ya shes fucking prutarded
DudeA: Fuck you are right

by mcshibby November 29, 2007