Phonambulist

Person who regards his online life as more important than the safety of other pedestrians or traffic. Thinks that the world will fall down unless he can see how many idiots "liked" his idiocy. Akin to the real word "Somnambulist" - "Sleepwalker".

Did you see that phonambulist tripping over the kerb/who ran into the pole.

Donald Chump is not a true phonambulist, he's got a chauffeur.

by Joe Soap1 February 8, 2019

phonus verbalitis

A verbal disorder causing abnormally loud speech while using a cellular device or land-line telephone. This disorder also causes great annoyance to those surrounded by it.

That mother fucker has some serious phonus verbalitis.

by gabitron, smoot, ctbennett February 12, 2008

phonemic

A person who throws up the the smallest phonetic unit in a language that is capable of conveying a distinction in meaning, such as the m of mat and the b of bat in English.

That English paper was really bad. Are you a phonemic?

by Not a Phonemic December 6, 2004

phonambulate

the obnoxious roaming around people do when talking on their cell phone, especially when they get in your way. from: phone + ambulate

Hey, dude! Why do always phonambulate into people?

by quoit June 16, 2009

Phonomonic

When a word indicates what it sounds like.

WTF do you think frumpy means?

Person 1) The word frumpy sounds a lot like it's actual meaning.
Person 2) Yeah its a phonomonic word.

by Hazemebro May 23, 2011

phonemedown

A used cell phone given to another family member, usually a younger person.

I got a phonemedown when my older brother got a new smartphone for his sixteenth birthday.

by Photopilot October 19, 2013

phonometrographer

Someone who measures sound, as a poet or a song writer does intuitively, in her/his mind.

“Whitney Houston and Jim Morrison were natural-born phonometrographers.”.”

by Hot Writer May 27, 2020