Drunken Phone Call

The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.

-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?

by Lacryma May 5, 2013

Making a phone call

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.

" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."

by rjwNU1 June 4, 2009

Arabian Phone Call

The Arabian Phone Call is when a guy is able to convince a woman to lay on her back and allow the guy to rest his ballsack on her eyes. The woman then uses her cellular phone to place a call to her mom. The call must last at least three minutes and the ballsack must remain on the womans eyes for the entire duration of the call.

Taking things one step further, the guy can also drape his cock down the girls face starting at her nose while his ballsack is resting on her eyes. This would result in an Arabian Phone Call Elephant Trunk.

Guy: Lay on your back and get ready to have my ballsack on your eyes while you make a phone call to your mom.
Woman: Why?
Guy: Because I'm going to give you an Arabian Phone Call, and I might even throw the Elephant Trunk in there as well.

by Lieutenant Dan I February 4, 2010

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)

A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.

"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"

"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"

by Uncle_Danny September 21, 2018

Make a phone call

Code phrase used by a buddy to warn his friends that he is going off to his room to masturbate.

Kevin "I gotta go make a phone call"

Mike "Alright, make sure to lock your door"

by lumstar123 February 21, 2011

The Phone Call

When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.

I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.

by Vantex XII November 27, 2018