Phodography

Phodography are the images that your social media friends post of their pets - usually a constant stream of heart-rending imagery. Can also be used for images of cats - much to their annoyance!

Stephen: Uh, have you seen what Carol is posting?
Nigel: Oh man, she loves her phodography!
Stephen: It's a cat!

by Cptn Black September 6, 2016

phode

a vagina that is wider than it is deep

You tryna smash?
Nah she has a phode

by WhoMans69 May 15, 2018

Phodebias

A bias opinionated person who is afraid of the oposing side.

1. I hate vegetarians - Oh no, here they come!

by Sushi November 30, 2004

phodown

Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.

We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.

by chadstick April 30, 2009

phoneophobe

a person who is afraid to use a phone.

example of a phoneophobe: i can't call him. no no no. if i do, i'll ask if he's there, and what if it's him? he'll think i'm so stupid that i can't identify his voice! i just can't have that! and what if he's not there? what will i say? i'll just end up sounding desperate! goddammit this sucks!

by the phone-o-phobe February 2, 2006

phodo

A dildo that takes pictures

Nice phodo.
Thanks I think it is quite "exotic"

by Holst July 2, 2005

Phodeling

When 2 or more people with iPhones spend the first 5 minutes of a conversation talking about their iPhones.

Jim to John: I downloaded some new apps for my iPhone... here, check them out. This one turns my phone into a light saber.

Mike: Are you guys phodeling?

by kylepick January 28, 2009