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Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010
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Homo Phobian

A species that resemble humans (Homo Sapiens) but is less intelligent because they don't have the Sapien part which means wise. They can be easily distinguished by foul behaviors such as throwing their feces at Homo Sapiens, especially when the Homo Sapiens wears rainbow accessories. Rainbow triggers them like muleta triggers bulls, they get maaaaaddddd.
Ewww a Homo Phobian threw his poo on my new jacket...
by Yodalollollol March 26, 2022
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Foreign Film Phobia

1) A term that can apply to anyone, particularly Americans, who are intimidated and/or resentful at the fact that other entertaining movies do in fact exist outside their country and are of a different language. This "resentment" is more of a type of 'refusal' to accept the fact that there is talent and originality by other movie industry's and directors outside of the country they live in.

2) Generally applies to Americans who are too lazy too watch a Foreign Film because it involves reading and/or they feel that any movie that is NOT in English could never possibly be worth their time nor live up to the greatness that they feel Hollywood is; therefore causing Hollywood to capitalize off Foreign films by remaking them into “American versions” for the “Typical” beer-drinking, loud, impatient, low attention-span, American.
Claude: “Wow, I saw this movie the other day where this woman is blackmailed and then imprisoned for like 13 years. But then she comes back for vengeance against the dude her set her up.”

David: “Oh really, that sounds interesting. I wanna see it. Who’s in it?”

Claude: “A great Korean actress, but you probably won’t know who she is.”

David: “Oh…wait, is the movie in English?”

Claude: “No, actually it’s a Korean movie. I remember you said you like all movies, especially good movies, so I’m pretty sure you’ll like this one.”

David: “Well, if it ain’t in English I ain’t watchin it! Anyway man, you’re a French dude; why would you watch a Korean movie?”

Claude: “Man, a good movie IS STILL a good movie no matter where it’s from.”

David: “Well….I’d rather enjoy what I’m watching, rather than reading it.”

Claude: “Aww man, you’ve got Foreign Film Phobia. That’s too bad. Well, never fear, Hollywood is making the watered down American version for your pampered ass.”
by Black Brotha for Humanity January 10, 2010
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Google-phobic

Someone who consistently asks simple questions through IM or on a message board instead of taking 2 seconds to find the answer on Google themselves. They do this despite the process of asking often being slower than searching.
Person 1: What is the population of the world?
Person 2: Idk, just Google it.
Person 1: Cbf.
Person 2: You are so Google-phobic.
by BlurredWolf October 21, 2013
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asshole phobia

by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016
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Social Phobia

A social anxiety, prevents you from talking to people, meeting new people, or even do the simplest task as say hello to a somebody you don't know well.
Social Phobia Example
Student: *walks*
Teacher: Hello Student!

Student: *tries to say something, but too ashamed, so ignores*
Teacher: That was rude...
by JonnDoe June 9, 2018
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Phobia

There are many different types of phobias. A phobia is known as an extreme fear. Here are some examples of common phobias: Claustrophobia – The fear of small spaces like elevators, small rooms and other enclosed spaces.
Aerophobia – The fear of flying.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Believe it or not, it’s real.
Androphobia – The fear of men. Usually seen in younger females, but it can also affect adults.
Tescophobia - The fear of self check out services especially when left alone.
Phobophobia – The fear of fear. The thought of being afraid of objects/situations.
Podophobia – The fear of feet. Some people fear touching or looking at feet, even their own.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia – The fear of Friday the 13th.
Gynophobia – The fear of women. May occur if you have unresolved mother issues.
Achondroplasiaphobia – The fear of midgets. Because they look differently.
Bananaphobia – The fear of bananas. If you have this phobia, they are scary.
Sidonglobophobia – The fear of cotton balls or plastic foams. Oh that sound.
Catoptrophobia – The fear of mirrors. Being afraid of what you might see..
Telephonophobia – The fear of talking on the phone. Phobics prefer texting.
Cacomorphobia – The fear of fat people.
Didaskaleinophobia – The fear of school. This phobia affects kids mostly.
Technophobia – The fear of technology is often induced by culture/religion.
Numerophobia – The fear of numbers and the mere thought of calculations.
Mr. Cotton has an extreme phobia that stops him making contact with several machines
by J-H Marwood October 9, 2017
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