[phlegmball]

derogatory name for a person who is behaving stupidly, similar to 'asshole'.

Don't be such a
phlegmball

by hailfellow January 1, 2009

phlegmman

One who enjoys menage a trois, Thai hookers, and everything else a depraved and sick man might enjoy.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Phlegmagating

Who one is violently coughing and phlegm comes out of nose and mouth with force

He's phlegmagating from coughing so much.

by Ascardy May 26, 2021

phlegmanger

Derives from the French word for eat "manger" and the English word "phlegm"

To phlegmanger is to cough ones guts up until a globule of purest lung butter reaches the oral cavity. At which point one savers the delectable morsel for several seconds rolling it around the pallet. Upon appreciating the full range of flavours produced by said morcel, one proceeds to swallow it in its entirety.

In this Covid riddled world we face today, one should not spit. This is not the moral thing to do. Instead I urge you to partake in the finer art of the phlegmanger.

"I should really start wearing a face mask at work. I had to have several phlegmanger's after drilling that wall"

by TheTrufflingPig July 15, 2020

Phlegmingos

Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.

I was giving a speach to the entire class when I got a bad attack of Phlegmingos.

by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008

phlegmman

A transvestite prostitute who specializes in oral pleasure

I thought she was hot 'til I found out she was a phlegmman

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

phlegma

a man who eats fried chicken while engaging in sexual intercourse, and shoves the remaining chicken bones in the women's vagina, then fishes them out with their toes, and repeats the process within the women's anus.

I got some chicken, want to do some phlegma tonight baby?

by niggiszubrennan October 2, 2011