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Philly Cheesesteak

When you eat a massive philly cheesesteak, chopped wit wiz and wait to take a big doodie. You get another plain sub roll, and poop into the roll. Then your significant other eats it.
Man 1: I gave my gf the BIGGEST Philly Cheesesteak last night!
Man 2: Damn, I’m jealous af. I wish that could’ve been me.
by TurdChode July 27, 2023
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Philly Cheesesteak

When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.
"Yo Donovan, I can't believe your muddah let me give her a Philly Cheesesteak on the first date."
by Eagles suck fat cock. January 29, 2009
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Philly Cheesesteak

When a male defecates in between a woman's breasts and then titty fucks her and ejaculates all over the feces.
Bro 1. "That chick loves Philly cheesesteaks, and I'm not talking about the food."

Bro 2. "Wow Dad."
by WowDad August 7, 2011
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The Philly Cheesesteak

when a man takes a sh*t inside a female's vagina. then cums on top of it and then proceeds to eat the girl out with a spoon
Jill: Hey babycakes, what should we do tonight?

Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.

Jill: Good. I can't wait!
by 3 Losers March 24, 2009
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Philly Cheesesteak

Similar to the chili dog, a man performs the Philly Cheesesteak by defecating between a woman's breasts (the two halves of a bread role), forming the meat layer. He then proceeds to add cheese to the sandwich by ejaculating all over it.
Janet was feeling famished, so Ross gave her a Philly Cheesesteak. She wasn't very hungry after that!
by J. Vento May 10, 2008
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Philly Cheesesteak

When one pours that nacho cheese shit into a woman's anus, shoves bread in afterwards, and stabs her buttcheek to add ketchup. And then procedes to have sex with her cheesy, bloody, bread filled anus.
by austin holl. November 21, 2006
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Philly Cheesesteak

When a mexican man cooks a bowl of warm queso and pours it all over the woman's anus along with their own penis. The man slowly penetrates the woman up the anus using the warm cheesiness as a lubricant. The woman usually gets a heavy orgasm from the queso's warmth and thickness.
by Kunta Kinte_BH May 11, 2009
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