philosophile

(Noun): A lover of Philosophy. Someone who is interested in academic study of Philosophy.

I can see philosophiles thronging in the library of our college.

by Akkii June 12, 2018

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

philaphile

Someone who is not from Philadelphia but greatly admires its culture, history, sports teams and spirit of its people.

I cheer for the Eagles during football season, but I'm not from Philadelphia. My friend says that I'm a philaphile!

by PLEinCA December 30, 2013

Phedophile

Males who have sex with their 12 year old girlfriends and get them pregnant then move in together. *cough Andrew Savage cough*

Phedophile
Andrew Savage
Stuart Murray Wilson

by TrueBlue MoFucker October 29, 2012

Phildaphile

A phil, usually a scottish one that wears glasses and has a monster beard.

His eyes pierce you like a scouser's knife. His evil glare travels through centuries of oppression from English men

God, you're such a Phildaphile!

by mrEnglishman February 18, 2011

PAIDophile

If someone rips you off (can apply to price gouging like the PS5, and other popular items) it makes them a PAIDophile! This is supposed to be a new slur! You go tell someone that they are ripping you off, and then call them a PAIDophile, and then explain what a PAIDophile is to them!

That PAIDophile ripped me off! What a piece of excrement!

by Janegro August 16, 2021

Philophilophilia

Just being a hoe ass slut.

"Yo, my guy friend has philophilophilia"
"Wait, so does he like dick too?"

by Shadowm February 22, 2023