Pensionalized

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.

Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years.

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.

Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.

by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009

Peension

Lacking sexual contact for a long period of time.

It's been so long, I'm suffering from serious peension.

by Pure Evil665 March 16, 2009

Peension

Lacking sexual contact for a long period of time.

It's been so long, I'm suffering from serious peension.

by Pure Evil665 March 16, 2009

Pension Sex

A little sex each month but not enough to live on

Dude 1: Are getting back with your Ex or what?
Dude 2: Maybe, i'm getting tired of this pension sex tho.

by EuroPinseeker October 25, 2012

Phewsion

Phewsion is a coined pseudonym for one of the greatest amateur quick-scopers alive today

David: holy fucking bat shit, did Phewsion just join the lobby?
John: you bet your sisters greasy cunt he did, be right back I need to change my underwear

by AnonymousPhewsionFan October 5, 2011

pensioners piano

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020