phelp 

(n) Marijuana
(v) To consume marijuana

Let's get phelped tonight.

Can I get some phelp?

phelp by An Dre February 2, 2009

Phelp 

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

Phelp by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008

phelp 

to swim; you no longer swim you phelp. Michael Phelps was just amazing in the Olympics.

Lets go phelping!

phelp by bobbyk99 October 23, 2008

phelp faced

an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions.
also see phelpified

Dude, I got so phelp faced yesterday that I left my woman, quit my job and punched out my landlord. can I stay at your place for a while?

phelp faced by pyroclastic flow February 6, 2009

Fred Phelp'd 

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.

Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins

Fred Phelp'd by 0-L-0 ~ What's this? May 24, 2018

phelim 

The coolest and most legendary guy to ever grace the Earth. Not to be confused with phlegm.

Phelim is a legend.

phelim by sabyrcus January 2, 2018

travis phelps 

A bruised queer boi. V under appreciated, abused by his father, and overall needs some love.

Travis Phelps is the best Sally Face character.

travis phelps by Viva La Pluto February 11, 2019