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Phamed

To get ruthlessly smacked with a dildo in a public place
Sorry I’m late. I got phamed after parking my car
by Dic Valentine March 5, 2020
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PlayMesh

A paint-by-numbers developer for the iPhone and iPod touch. Spends more time creating 10-20 different versions of "iMafia" and less time making sure their apps perform well, don't freeze, and go out of sync with the server. The epitome of quantity over quality.

Nothing original becomes of this company. The squandered "talent" (using the term loosely) of the developers is used to make something already made again and again (like Mafia Wars/Mobsters games). They create different iterations of said game ad-nauseum, including, but not limited to iPirates, Race Wars, Vampires, Ninjas, Wizards, and Heroes. All the same exact game play save different names and terminology. Be advised that if you are considering working for this company, your initiation may include burning an iPhone in effigy and programming another version of iMafia.
PlayMesh has a lot of games in the iTunes store that all do the same thing: crash, run poorly when they're not crashing, and behave exactly like iMafia if you were paying attention.
by nwodetox December 16, 2009
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Phayder

One who "Phaydes"

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A 1337 spelling of Fader

Phayder itself comes from the game Unreal Tournament. Released in 2000, the game earned Game Of The Year status, and was very popular for a time. The Phayder portion of the game was from a team of terrorists called the Necris. their male operatives were Phayders.
Dammit! that Phayder sniped me!

h3y!1 i p\/\/N j00!1!!1! I 4r3 1337 ph4yd3r, b1tc|-|!!1!1@!1~
by Sparticus April 5, 2005
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Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.
Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.
by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016
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Down Payment

Giving head/ blowjobs/eatout oral sex When you can't afford to pay for product and need a front till Friday.
She/he asked if I could let them get a Bag of dope till Friday. I said sure I just need a Down Payment.
by Liljoe6981 February 5, 2020
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between payments

The reason for your service being interrupted or property repossessed for non-payment. See "between jobs".
A: "Hey I called your cell phone but couldn't get through"
B: "Yeah my phone is between payments right now"
by Ry-G January 21, 2010
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Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.
I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.
by Check1 November 29, 2011
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