shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology

noun. The process of throwing chemicals at a disease until something changes.

"shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology," credit to Barry Schuler @ TEDTalks.

by antiver. February 6, 2009

pharmaholic

One who is addicted to pharmaceuticals.

Dude, did you see the stash of Atavan, Vicotin, Valproate, and Celebrex in her purse? She's a pharmaholic.

by Hobbes76 June 22, 2008

Pharmacopia

Noun. Plural.

Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.

"Holy Hannah! Look at Susie's pharmacopia! She's got all the fixin's for a crystal meth lab!"

by Maven April 15, 2004

Pharmeopathic

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.

You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.

by Holly M S June 15, 2010

Pharmamotion

A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.

Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.

Fred: But I might need Diflucan.

Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.

by Jfman August 5, 2018

pharmacokinetics

Something no one will use in practical life. useless
Something that produces alcoholics pharmacy students and makes them drink more.

Pharmacokinetics blows ass... let's go drink and test the f u infinity.

by icstarznsky October 23, 2007

pharmacognant

Extreme awareness brought about by psychotropic compounds.

My friend was pharmacognant after he ate some mushrooms. He saw 3 suns and 2 moons.

by Rxer January 4, 2011