Phallusy

A big mistake made by a guy who is a real dick.

My dickhead brother got in a car accident today while texting. What a phallusy

by Metal Timmeh June 29, 2013

Logical Phallusy

A clearly defined error in reasoning used to support or refute an argument about sexual prowess.

The assumption that having a bigger and/or more powerful car makes you a bigger and/or more powerful man is a logical phallusy.

by Alexandra Stuart April 07, 2008

Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.

I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.

by Martha Nose October 08, 2007

Logical Phallusy

Being a dick when you're justified in being a dick.

1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.

by Zhaadsquad August 06, 2014

Sunk Cost Phallusy

To follow through on an endeavour like a giant, flaccid, wart-riddled penis despite the already-invested time and cost outweighing the benefits.

Hey Ken, shouldn’t you stop shorting GME by now? You’re clearly a victim of sunk cost phallusy

by ApeGoNuts4GME October 07, 2021

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 03, 2023

Phallusy Fallacy

The wrong conclusion that just because someone is a dick, they must also be wrong.

I know he's a dick, but that doesn't mean he's wrong. That's a phallusy fallacy.

by Mal Adjusted October 01, 2024