phater

While expected to take a picture, a phater will instead shoot a video, and allow their victim to pose endlessly while the victim believes the picture has yet to be taken. The victim may stupidly change their pose several times, before realizing that something is amiss and that no photo is being taken. By then, it is too late as the entire damage has been captured on video and can be used for the phater's usually-ill intents. Since modern digital cameras are fast, you may be a victim of phating if it takes someone longer than five second to take the picture of you. phater: a combination of "photo" and "hater."

after more than 5 seconds waiting for a picture to be taken, "dude, are you phating me?"

"Don't be a phater!".

by LocoJorge August 17, 2014

phaser

person who goes through all or most of the subcultures in the world mostly because they haven't found themselves yet

jace is such a phaser

by 37plin November 3, 2014

Phaser

An advanced weapon which fires a stream of phased particles.
Made famous by the finctional TV show "Star trek" the Phaser was never actually in wide spread use. The Phaser is capable of stunning or killing an oponant or of melting, heating and vapourising objects. In only recorded use of a phaser was when one was fired to stop William Shatner from making another album

Set your Phasers to stun

by Kang June 18, 2004

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016

Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004

phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.

Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.

by T January 6, 2005