Poomf

A female fart that makes a high pitched sqeaking noise.

My sister and I were on a walk the other day when she let out a rancid poomf.

by Poomf July 6, 2011

Poomfay

a massive explosion

POOMFAY....see...even reading it hurts your ears

by Mr. Bogus faggot breath February 12, 2003

pfoof

sound efect from bob and george

pfoof! I am the author

by ned schneebly April 28, 2004

pfoofer valve

the correct spelling of the phrase "foo-foo valve". Reference to the noise when one lets an accidental pass gas "pfoof/pfft", and more obscure but relevant reference to the slang australian (and new zealand) term for a gay man "poof"- as indirectly referring to the anus.

he nearly blew his pfoofer valve

by random cat March 4, 2015

Poomff

A cheeto, typically large and puffy in size.

"Would anyone like a Cheeto poomff, or can I just eat the whole bag?"

by poomffpoomff August 21, 2016

Poomfaleshk

Pussy - German

She had the best Poomfaleshk I’ve ever tasted

by Spidergerman April 2, 2019

Proomfie

A pregnant oomfie

"omg one of my proomfies had a miscarriage"

by Quesowo May 28, 2023