Petis

1)A cool guy, who always helps his fellow ballers.
2) A guy who is seriouly addicted to paintball
3) A guy who is completely random,and does stuff at random
4) see pappas

That kid over there is a petis, always talking about his timmy

by Peter Paps December 10, 2004

Petits

Very small breasts. Cup size usually A or B.

Girl: Hey, wanna squeeze me?
Guy: Nice petits, but I think I'll go to Hooters instead.

by Up4Ownage March 1, 2010

Petwikst

pedophilic man

oh no Petwikst is over there!!

better run!!!!!

by MudConsumer April 2, 2022

petishisim

pet fetishism.
the person responsible for such a deviation against non-suspecting animals is called a petishist.

say what Anna, is your mother still 'avin that pitbull around?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Petis

A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.

Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. That’s a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldn’t mess with Petis

by GordyBoi6969 October 27, 2019

Petius

The absolute most based fella on this PLANET and God's gift to woman!!!
Combination of Paedo, Petrus and Pekka.

"I love Petius so much he is so hot and cool."
-All the ladies

by Petius Kretenski December 30, 2022

Petism

a philosophy based on humans as pets of God

Petism compares the hierarchy of humans and our pets to God and humans.

by Liwi September 1, 2013