by Masterplan96 September 23, 2008
Male genitalia that devours vagina.
by Christine February 14, 2004
after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)
Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater
may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater
may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)
by Bethany August 06, 2004
Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
by E from the East. November 24, 2008
A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
by QuacksO July 06, 2018