penisexual

when you get that boner in the middle of something because youre staring at that hot dude with a 50 incher and hes staring at you with that fat juicy ass

Damn bro i think im penisexual

by Cedrick highsmith April 29, 2022

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Permsexual

To be attracted to anything yet not be able to gain an erection.

(Can be shortened to Perm)

Guy 1: Did you pull that hot chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.

by MagicFingerer November 19, 2017

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pervisexual • parvisexual • penisexual • Persexual • Pedisexual • peisexual • percosexual • Pereasexual • PerenSexual • Permsexual

When one is penisexual they love penis so much that they sleep on penis, eat penis, drink penis, and will even marry a penis. When a person want to be penisexual they must first be a woman or translate themselves into a woman. Gays are not allwed in the penisexual group because they have dicks so they are bad people. If someone in uoir family becomes penisexual it is required that everyone in the family must fuck a penis to show support!

I AM PENISEXUAL

by David vr wright November 22, 2017

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Pedisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to children, but do not engage in sexual acts with them for legal reasons.

Before a pedophile commits a sexual crime against a child, they are considered a pedisexual

by taylor0921 January 4, 2010

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Pereasexual

Pereasexual is a person who is a attracted to the football player that goes by the name Juan Jose Perea.This person may be attracted to Perea because of his face, personality,hair or his ability to play football.
Perea has played in the clubs Panathinaikos,Volos,Pas Giannina and now playes in the German team Vfb Stuttgart.

Person 1: This guy has a perea jersey he must be pereasexual!
Person 2:Yeah what a weirdo

by crawbear August 31, 2022

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