Permit Fag

A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".

Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."

Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."

by McLovin_69 November 27, 2012

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

Within the realm of philosopher, opposed to Assassins Creed, "Nothing is True. Everything is permitted." refers to the nature of reality and our perception of it. "Nothing is true" means that everything we sense and process in our minds is filtered reality, limited by our own bodies. We will never see reality objectively but just through the lens of our eyes, ears, etc. "Everything is permitted" branches off of this first statement; since nothing is true, the mind can generate its own reality. Hence, everything is permitted. This makes more sense in the context of drugs, particularly psychedelics, that enable the mind to perceive things that are very much disconnected from objective reality.

After taking a fuckton of LSD, John realized: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted as he imagined and saw a pink lion in front of him with a glowing mane.

by curioustaco October 28, 2020

demolition permit

When your going out on a date with a girl that you want to have rough sex with. You can ask one of your boys to apply for a demo permit.

ex. Yo I'm going out with Molly tonight, I'm gonna need to pull a demolition permit for that A**!

by BronxBomber November 12, 2014

permit test

The biggest piece of shit known to man

Hey man I failed the permit test again

by Totally real person February 9, 2023

off road permit

a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.

"Check out the off road permit... I'm throwin it in the pooper later"

by B.Bolic January 4, 2007

Permaitis

One who permanently has niggeritis.

A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.

"That bong gives me permaitis"

"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."

by M.D Rice January 30, 2008

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020