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permahorny

The state of being eternally aroused.. sexually.
guy 1: that bitch is permahorny

guy 2: yeah, that bitch'll ride anything
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permahorn

A state of constant arousal and wanton lust. Derived from the concepts of permanence and the root of horny.
Rocco: How's your day been?
Erol: Hard! severe case of permahorn.
by katherine heathcliffe February 23, 2005
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Permavirgin

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons
He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...
by James Howard February 2, 2004
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permaborrow

Verb: to borrow, in a permanent manner. To borrow with neither inclination nor intent to return.
Last summer, I permaborrowed my buddy's sweater.
by Scaryberry January 21, 2004
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Permavirgin

One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.

Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
by nerd-killer May 8, 2013
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Permaboner

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011
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permavite

When someone gives you an open invitation such as "you can come over anytime" you are the recipient of a permavite.
by pooka9 December 26, 2007
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