Perfectest

When your bff just had plastic surgery and she has stitches in her fucking face but you still think she's the most perfect human being ever

BB you are perfectest af

by KongLee89 December 20, 2020

Perfectest

Aydan downer bro is the definition of perfectest bro

E.g. bro aydan downer bro. The perfectest bro.

by Perfectest persons gf or smth January 3, 2022

Perfectest

When she is more than perfect. EB❤️🇬🇧

She is the most perfectest woman in the world.

by JR🇺🇸 December 1, 2023

perfectest

@exlipse on Instagram my loving gorgeous wife

Someone more than perfect the most perfect perfect

My girlfriend so pretty she’s the perfectest

by bluxdz December 25, 2023

Perfectenschlag

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.

"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

by traversecarton0 March 28, 2012

Perfeces

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.

I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.

by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

Perfectenschlag

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly

"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight

by Officefan May 27, 2012