pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008

pen0rphobia

The fear of having a small dick, and or the fear of people around you having bigger dicks then you

"Hobbs John from #random was scared that his dick was smaller then most.

by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004

Pwnz0rd

1. The act of pwning
2. The past tense of pwn

1. I JUST GOT PWNZ0RD!

2. I pwnz0rd n00bz 4 lyf3.

by sk33lz June 2, 2007

penzor

Another way to say penis

Dude your Penzor is so big!

by theantidote February 4, 2005

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

p3nz0r

p3nz0r is another term for penis. Or another commonly used 1337 term for penis.

You can suck on my p3nz0r and love it beotch.

by J Pags January 17, 2007