Penzance

Comprised of nearly 17 and a half people, Penzance spans 4 square miles. The Penzance corndog shop was engulfed in flames, as the public transportation bus veered off course, to chase a Cornish Pasty tumbling into the vastness of the St Ives Bay. There were no deaths, for the corndog shop was vacant. All the people were having tea parties. However, the corndog recipe was demolished, and corndogs cease to exist in Penzance. A sozzled mortal from Penzance enjoys delirious schemes, such as holding their teapots up to the heavens. Penzance is a wonderful vacation spot, and offers a variety of lively venues. One of these is the famous Penzanian zoo. The zoo contains abounding animals, such as the one eyed cockatoo, single-legged double-necked giraffe, siamese twins siamese cats, and canadian-Alaskan fish.Russia can be seen from Penzance, as can Canada.The currency in Penzance is the pound. The pound is considerably strenuous, and results in the falling down of pants.

American: "YO, i will meet you at dairy queen in a few for corndogs. Bring 3 dollars."

Penzanian: "Sorry, mate. I am in Penzance... the public transportation bus doesnt leave for 20 minutes. Anyways, I am having a teaparty with my sozzled mate. I have no american dollars... only pounds. So heavy! And whats a corndog?"

by Corndog Police January 7, 2014

penance

The most badass of all Final Fantasy bosses ever, who, unless you max out your fuckin stats to 255, you can only beat with zanmato. Appears from the Calm Lands' gourge in FFX International once you beat all the Dark Aeons.

FUCK, i been fighting Penance for hours and the little bitch just pulled Judgement Day out of his ass. DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH now i gotta start all over! That's it.....where's Yojimbo.....

by Hatz April 25, 2006

Penance Box

The Penance Box is a way of saying somebody has done something stupid, offensive, etc. To be in the Penance Box means you are in debt to that person and need to make it up to them promptly and appropriately.

If a friend of yours spent months moaning about someone, that person may choose to put you in his/her Penance Box for being such a moaner. A good way to repent would be to buy him/her ice cream or some other tasty treat.

by SarahBogli August 23, 2009

pentanegron

a herd of blacks.

Guy: “Man, that pentanegron over there is being super loud and it’s really annoying. I bet they’re strapped though so i don’t want to say anything.”

by trashboat42069 June 23, 2019

Angry Pirate of Penzance

Its a variation of the Angry Pirate. Except with the Angry Pirate of Penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. Caution with this one. Since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his ass in case he gets angry that you came in his eye and kicked him in the shin. This may cause him to go sex nuts and retard strong and give you a Doug Henning in return.

I'm not gay, but I gave Bias an Angry Pirate of Penzance last night. I did not think he was gay until I saw that he enjoyed it.

by assclown69 June 12, 2008

pentane

Pentane is a low boiling and highly flammable laboratory solvent especially useful for extraction of the best, cleanest, dizzy marijuana oil. More convinient than butane from gas refills, as it can be reused and also leaves no traces in the extract. Used with ~5% of alcohol gives better yields. Is a component of a light petroleum ether.

-"Hey bro, where to get that damn pentane to make honey oil? I am tired with gas refills, they are dangerous"
-"Donworry mate, try to extract with petroleum ether in a soxhlet, but you need somewhat purify the solvent before use"

by 2bushes January 31, 2017

penance

He is the root of all evil.

I am teh penance.

OMG TEH PENANCE.

by Gorash April 10, 2003