Penispoop

the act of shaping your poop like a penis. 2 balls and everything. if you want to get fancy make it cum. Penispoop can also mean another word for gay intercourse because your putting you penis in poop.

Sufixes: Penispoop?
Gay Male: Bet

by ChenzLikesMen December 4, 2020

Penis Pump

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

by Yaziyo August 29, 2006

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

penis pump

An insult towards a person.

Last one there is a penis pump.

by Juan Carlos Fernandez November 7, 2004

Penisium

An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.

A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.

by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012

peniscum

why the fuck did you look this shit up

Hey do you want some peniscum?

by shrekery October 8, 2019