penishumper

a person peferbly women who like to hump huge dicks

my ex nina was a huge penishumper

by LizCorpse October 15, 2007

penischopper

The penischopper is a device created in c++ designed to bring your penis down to size. ( = we were teaching phiz how to program and that was his var )

#include <iostream>

using namespace::std;

int main( void )
{
char penischopper10;

cout << "Enter some letters for the penischopper: ";

if( !strcmp( "h4x", penischopper ) )
{
cout << "OMG YOUR WEWE FIT??!\n\n\n\a";
}
else
{
cout << "OMG CHOPPED HAHAHAHAHA\n\t\a";
}

return -190092371958172;
}

or

omg, penischopper10 will your wewe fit ??????? you loose at life FAG BALLS

by you can call me god :) March 13, 2005

penischomper

Someone who plays stupid pranks on people, but actually has a fond taste for the male organ

Jeff is a penischomper

by Keith Harrell-Steward May 22, 2008

PenisWhompis

A person who has an over grown ego,with a "I'm better than you attitude". Generally a short man, one who has short man syndrome, that is trying to compensate for what he is lacking.

This vertacally challenged man was giving me a great deal of attitude, so I simply looked at him and said.... You're a PenisWhompis! He looked at me in shock, and couldn't say another word!!! That was the day we all new this was an automatic "shut that stupid man up word"

by Bi4allofus November 10, 2008

peniscompost

a dick, thats being composted. in other words, a dick that went bad, like carly rae jepson after call me baby, and now the dick is being used to create better dick, like ariana grande after she almost got married like twice.

I put him in the peniscompost.

by ceeeeeleste April 29, 2019

Peniscompass

When you go where ever your dick points

Would you rather fuck Anna or Elsa? My peniscompass point to Anna so i chose Anna

by Kebabbin September 6, 2023