Penis Pincher

1. A cockblocker

2. Someone who greatly annoys you.

1. She is a real Penis Pincher
2. I hate her, she is a Penis Pincher

by Duneblazer85 May 7, 2017

penis punching bag

1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.

2. The recipient of a cock slap.

1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?

Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.

2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?

Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.

by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008

Penis Pincher

A penis pincher is someone who abuses other by seducing them, and actling like you're his slave.

I think Caleb is penis pincher, how dare he.

by PenisPincher December 29, 2016

Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.

“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”

by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025

Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016

Penie pinch challenge

Noun

A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.

Chads peepee leaked therefore he failed the penie pinch challenge.

by Hankywienieman June 3, 2018

penismuncher

A person, usually a woman, who, while giving a blow job, bites on the penis of the male he/she is giving a blow job to

The blow job I got from her was great, except when she she bit on my penis, what a penismuncher.

by Jostin June 1, 2006