Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.

Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.

by JenBertoni March 2, 2009

penmanship

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.

father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2014

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

Penialfungial Disease

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.

Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

by Timmy and the Hosebags March 2, 2009

Allen Penniman

Has not style but he's got steeze.

"damn did you see Allen Penniman? He's got swag"
"He's got the freshest clothes"

by GetGnarly November 24, 2011

Penisaurus rex

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.

The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"

by boringtimes February 1, 2010