Pandicament

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

pedicabber

$20

A pedicabber is an adult human being who rides a tricycle in pursuit of Andrew Jackson, ultimately Benjamin Franklin.

by slothonthebeach October 13, 2013

pandicorn

A magical mix of 70% panda, 30% unicorn, 100% magical

unicorn panda magical pandicorn

by Rob Bax November 3, 2013

Pedigree chums

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.

"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch

by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

Persian pedicure

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

by Lintowl April 2, 2020

pedigree chump

High class fucking idiot

you my friend are a pedigree chump

by Merrydown February 11, 2009

Pedicourse

Footsex.

He rubbed his penis beteen my feet until finally he came. Was the best pedicourse ever

by AntiqueDeb August 8, 2016