Pencing

A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.

I almost puked with all the pencing of congressional leaders in the White House meetings last week.

by M. Pence December 25, 2017

pence

n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man

The vice president is a total pence.

by pseudononymous November 19, 2016

Pencing

A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.

Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”

by jmerricka January 20, 2019

Pence

Someone's bitch; a coolie; a lackey.

Origin: from Mike Pence doing Donald Trump's bidding. He's Trump's ultimate bitch.

Why do you have to be such a pence? Stand up for yourself. Pencing will result in no one ever respecting you.

by WerdNerd17 February 7, 2017

Pence

The cremated products of an abortion. Usually the cremated remains are of miscarriages that happened so early women didn't even realize they were pregnant, aka cremated menstruation blood.

I just picked up my pence that week. My lawyer said the court needs to have my pence for evidence because my period was 2 weeks late.

by Periodsforpence November 19, 2016

pence

Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.

Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.

by IndyStarlet March 31, 2015

Pence

To sword fight with your penis.
Also the Vice President of the United States.

Hey Jon, I see you have to take a piss as well, would you like to have a sword fight? We could "Pence"

by Dipshitty417 March 28, 2017