Pewtch

Short for Putrid. More e's and w's are added if it is truly revolting.

1. Mate that thing is pewtch!
2. Davo's head is that Peeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwtch
3. That chick is the pewtchest thing i have ever seen

by The Big Man July 7, 2005

Petchk

Of very poor quality, highly inferior; Contemptible, despicable.
Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable. Incompetent; inept.
Trivial; insignificant.

Sean's old Jetta is petchk.

You are petchk.

by Sean JVW April 11, 2008

Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014

oso de peluche

Spanish
Teddy bear

Yo soy un oso de peluche.
(I am a teddy bear)

by Zac Beaumont April 14, 2004

peluchin

He is the cutest dog he farts a lot and his feet smell like Doritos!

Peluchin really smells like Doritos

by Mr peluchin him self May 25, 2019

Adam Pelech

The best shutdown defenseman in the NHL, who has his own posse.

Adam Pelech shut down Sidney Crosby with one of his Pelly pokes.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson August 7, 2021

Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 9, 2020