peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Peewalking

When one pees while continuing to walk.

I saw a penis while walking home; this dude walked past me and had his penis out and was peewalking.

by Pwalker October 10, 2013

pervalry

The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.

Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.

Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".

Hey, a hot girl's coming down the aisle. Show some pervalry and give her your seat.

by George McBob April 23, 2009

peemale

A man who sits down to piss

You sir are a peemale

by JE SUIS DAVE ROVEY February 18, 2018

peepalicious

cool fun awesome

Refers to peeps the yummy marshmallow Easter treat.

1: Aw dude I just made some hella tight brownies!
2: ZOMG! That's peepalicious!

by Macey Hart March 12, 2008

pervalien

To be a perverted alien.

To perform martian like actions with a sense of perversion.

To be different, and a pervert.

Saying something perverted to a girl with an awkward, unnatural delivery.

"Dude are you trying to light a cigarette in my microwave? You pervalien."

Or

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

Brick Tamland: 'struggling' The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brick Tamland: That's it.

Quote from Anchorman(2004)

by Ya boy Keelz October 11, 2011

peeralysis

A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.

Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.

Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.

by Xanja January 1, 2012