1 definition by Xanja
A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.
Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.
Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.
Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.
by Xanja January 1, 2012