Peefork

Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.

"I must have slept on it wrong, woke up and peeforked all over the place"

by grittz November 18, 2007

Pedofeel

When a pedophile touches his next victim in an inappropriate manner.

"Dude I just copped a pedofeel off that 5 year old's badonkadonk."

"Nice!"

by Pedobear9001.5 May 2, 2010

peeoccupied

concentration loss due to a full bladder

What did she say? I have no idea I was peeoccupied.

by farnick October 3, 2010

Pegoff

A two player table top board game of skill and strategy. Each player has three pucks and you use pegs to defend your goal and block the opponents pucks.

Wanna play me in Pegoff

by shroommcsmooth May 17, 2019

petofile

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

by YCSM July 19, 2007

pedofile

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell

the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class

by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

Pedofish

A fish that likes following/touching/watching other small fish, mostly male fish.

That fish is a pedofish.
That pedofish keeps touching those baby fish.

by SuupaKoopa December 7, 2011