peenus

a very small penis, below average

You gots a small peenus

by ZaneWords March 27, 2005

pengus

When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote (small dicked person) usually an ass and on the swimming and diving team, because they are somehow proud of their PADDED dick.

Travis has such a small penis it can't even be a pengus!

by GMHS April 25, 2010

peenus

The act of peeing into the anus.

Greg was overcome with satisfaction by how vigorously Chris performed peenus.

by DeafPenis February 9, 2010

Peingus

A strangly shaped or deformed dick that doesn't function properly. Can be used as an insult to something or some one who doesn't get the job done.

America's government is a major peingus.

by Wigga #2 March 20, 2016

Pengus Tingus

When you want to describe someone as fit. The latin form of a peng ting.

Ellie, you are an absolute pengus tingus.

by Tingus maximus September 6, 2019

pengus

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman

by Alan Webb August 31, 2003

peentus

the incorrect spelling of penis. a new meme created by me.

Dude 1: my peentus hurts. Dude 2: did you mean penis?

by cleatuss May 17, 2020