peeland

A Discord server were people can piss, post memes, and use the urban dictionary.

You and your friends can piss anywhere in this server :)

I just pissed in peeland while looking at memes.

by Pododogs September 5, 2020

peeance freeance

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

by cazort May 26, 2006

Peemanship

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.

1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"

by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013

PEEKA JEW

WHEN ONE HIDES IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF A JEWISH TEMPLE AND JUMPS OUT AND SCARES ANYONE WHO WALKS BYE HIM BY SCREAMING PEEKA JEW I SEE YOU!

I DROPPED A PENNY AND HID BEHIND MY CAR A MAN BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I JUMPED OUT AND YELLED PEEKA JEW THE MAN NEARLY SHIT A MATZA!

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011

Virtual Peeality

-When you are using virtual reality goggles/headset, and you ferociously piss yourself.

"Mommy, I had a virtual Peeality accident."
"God Damnit child!"

by Dalbert144 April 10, 2017

Peekabooing

To give someone who likes you just enough hope to keep them coming without the relationship actually going anywhere or advancing, and it usually keeps the victim in emotional confusion and pain.

Friend: Megan is taking days to respond to my texts, but she also seems to like me; things aren't adding up bro.
Me: I think she is peekabooing you.

by PotatoPain December 12, 2019

peegasm

When you have to pee sooooo bad, that when you do it feels almost as good as an orgasm.

I had to piss like a race horse, but dam it felt good!

by Schism December 3, 2002