peel the orange

The act of unbuttoning and possibly unzipping your pants in the car after eating too much at a buffet.

Dave: Man, I couldn't stop myself at that dessert bar.

Dan: Yea dude. I'm so full I gotta peel the orange as soon as I get in the car!

by RoxyPeters August 28, 2009

peel the bone

To rub the penis.
handjob

Hey, Tamara, come over here and peel the bone.

by McBitters April 5, 2005

Peel the banana

Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis

Q: Hey do you know if Jake is jewish?
A: Naw, I looked over his shoulder at the urinal the other day, and saw him peel the banana

by Truth on Toast March 18, 2014

peel the avacado~

Something a cute person says

" Let's hang out and peel the avacado~ " -A cutie

by ZMS December 3, 2017

peel the pumpkin

the act of taking clothes off

“hopefully my girl will peel the pumpkin tonight”
“i cant facetime right now, i just peeled the pumpkin” “okay i’m gonna peel the pumpkin and then hop in the shower”

by spoookyjess June 20, 2022

Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

by TotallyToastedTowlie May 6, 2010

peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off

Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk

by P. Ennis February 26, 2017