Peecumshart

The act of simultaneosly pissing, ejaculation, farting, and defecating in one's pants due to intense laughter.

Man 1: " Dude, that comedian lastnight at the bar was so funny"

Man 2: "I know, I had to get up and change my pants because I peecumsharted"

Man 1: "damn"

by Booby McNut April 6, 2010

peepuppy

Slang for penis.

My little mans peepuppy was erect when I removed his pamper.

by QT PYE February 22, 2015

peeruption

when you have drank too much and just have to go so bad that you will pee anywhere and on anything.

"dude, why the hell are you pissing all over me in my convertible mustang???"

"sorry man I drank so much I had a peeruption!"

by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016

percupet

Infant or juvenile porcupine.

Is that a small porcupine? No, it is in fact, a percupet. You're full of shit, Scott.

by Lennypepperbottom May 8, 2021

peecumfart

A man, who is not straight

Oh you’re “peecumfart?” that’s kind of sussy

by yourmommiesinmybed May 12, 2021

Peecum

Whilst one is on Spinelli you start to masturbate and suddenly you pee cum,pee cum, cum pee.

Roddy was masturbating and he suddenly had Peecum so he decided to sock it and hide it under the couch.

by Magicwhisper9 September 23, 2021

Peecush

When you sneeze while you dip your balls in piss

"I had a peecush moment the other day. Pee everywhere."

by Long nose daddy man February 27, 2022