pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

Pedostylish

When someone who thinks they dressed stylish when they actually look like a pedophile

Hey, look at John over there with those big round glasses and the dago moustache. He thinks he's styling when he is really pedostylish.

by drunkedukh October 19, 2010

Pedostrifarian

A Jamaican pedestrian who likes kids.

Example:
Bob Marley and his mate are taking a stroll along the road, bong in hand.
Bob Marley: dayum that gal kinda fine
His mate: the gals 14! Are u telling me your a pedostrifarian?

by Jameeerca4life September 3, 2021

pedistache

thin, wispy mustache of a trench-cloaked pedifile. Note: May have beady eyes.

Look at the pedistache on that creeper!

(At police station) Well.. he was tall, kind of balding, had a pedistache, and normally seen wearing a trench coat. Also frequently seen with small children, candy, and driving a large, unmarked van or ice cream truck.

by Really Creeped Out November 6, 2009

Pedistil

n.: 1. 'Pedestal' for dummies, commonly used in the Inuyasha fandom.
2. *CENSORED!!!1*

sorry for pushing you off your pedistil...

by shijodori December 10, 2004

pedostani

A minority group of Asian men who are over represented in UK paedophilia.

It was no Shock that the groomers where of Pedostani heritage.

by Israel victorious March 24, 2022

Pedostachian

A man (or mustached woman) with a pedostache. See pedostache. Originated from pedo (pedophile) stache (mustache) and -ian (person who).

I took my son out of his new daycare when I found out his teacher was a pedostachian.

by Confuzzle June 1, 2011